See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1398. | jg1a (jg1a) | 121.21 | 98% | 2025-02-12 |
| 1399. | Ashley (ashlej) | 121.20 | 99% | 2025-11-20 |
| 1400. | Andrew (pikawubz) | 121.18 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 1401. | jacob (specterr) | 121.18 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
| 1402. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 121.17 | 98.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1403. | plop (ploppiplop) | 121.15 | 98.1% | 2024-05-08 |
| 1404. | merebanana (merebanana) | 121.14 | 100% | 2025-10-02 |
| 1405. | Jimmy Sung (doonakins) | 121.13 | 99% | 2024-06-04 |
| 1406. | zackjh (zacharykjh) | 121.13 | 97.3% | 2024-02-28 |
| 1407. | roseman (misterrane) | 121.12 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 1408. | toastyghost (toastyghost) | 121.11 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 1409. | Martin (mewix) | 121.10 | 99% | 2026-05-01 |
| 1410. | Plex (ihave2fingers) | 121.10 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1411. | James (jhoffman1204) | 121.07 | 98.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1412. | Jester (murvayne) | 121.07 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| 1413. | Romo (drytoast) | 121.06 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1414. | Ramble (ramble) | 121.05 | 99% | 2022-11-23 |
| 1415. | Ben (happy_typist) | 121.04 | 99% | 2025-07-09 |
| 1416. | Jesse (sarrod) | 121.01 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 1417. | deadend (shiroku) | 121.00 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 1418. | Sai (justnov) | 120.99 | 99% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1419. | Joseph (jkc7) | 120.96 | 100% | 2022-06-24 |
| 1420. | Perry (ghostlycat) | 120.94 | 96.9% | 2024-02-28 |
| 1421. | (jazonandes) | 120.94 | 98% | 2026-02-20 |
| 1422. | Mateo (winggomateo) | 120.93 | 99.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 1423. | abdullah (abdullah_ui) | 120.93 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 1424. | Joe (lemmma) | 120.92 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 1425. | Joshua (quafierty) | 120.90 | 98.4% | 2025-02-27 |
| 1426. | (andop) | 120.90 | 99% | 2025-09-13 |
| 1427. | FREE PALESTINE (junaidbaloch) | 120.87 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |