Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5529. | Aamitth (aamitth) | 48.77 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 5530. | Steve (stevegocoding) | 48.76 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 5531. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 48.75 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5532. | Neuro (ayoalpha) | 48.75 | 94% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5533. | siva (cva123) | 48.75 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5534. | Gery (someperson69) | 48.74 | 94% | 2018-04-12 |
| 5535. | Richard (jump3r_22) | 48.72 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5536. | Nadav (nadavb9) | 48.71 | 91% | 2020-02-05 |
| 5537. | Joan (joanwyss) | 48.69 | 93% | 2020-09-30 |
| 5538. | Vinny (thinktype) | 48.69 | 95% | 2019-07-06 |
| 5539. | Tri (tricaole) | 48.63 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 5540. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 48.62 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 5541. | Ron (ronincognito) | 48.59 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 5542. | ⠀ (ksven) | 48.59 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 5543. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 48.58 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5544. | millstypes (millstypes) | 48.58 | 92% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5545. | Dan (monkyman12) | 48.55 | 93% | 2020-02-16 |
| 5546. | Ram (ram_nath) | 48.55 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 5547. | Keitai (fragyle) | 48.53 | 94% | 2021-08-22 |
| 5548. | Jamie (slobkilla92) | 48.53 | 95% | 2018-09-07 |
| 5549. | Emil (em1ll3us) | 48.52 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
| 5550. | asdf (asdf_) | 48.52 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5551. | Tralalero Tralala (mita57) | 48.50 | 95% | 2019-09-12 |
| 5552. | Ravshan (ravshan) | 48.50 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 5553. | Johann (joarndt) | 48.48 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 5554. | kekw (wavegenicu) | 48.48 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 5555. | Oudom (captainaplus) | 48.47 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 5556. | Andy (lyandy10) | 48.47 | 95% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5557. | stegmarb (stegmarb) | 48.44 | 94% | 2018-11-09 |
| 5558. | Aidar (aidar13) | 48.39 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |