Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5896. | Tee (badrats) | 51.94 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 5897. | Tabitha (teaarebee) | 51.93 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 5898. | fran (frantarkenton) | 51.91 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 5899. | Numan (numankhan) | 51.91 | 94% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5900. | Pietro (coreceps) | 51.90 | 93% | 2020-02-06 |
| 5901. | Duy (duyvl) | 51.89 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 5902. | bill (billwatterson) | 51.88 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5903. | Brett (savagesapien) | 51.87 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 5904. | Rabia (abdessalam) | 51.86 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5905. | Nitin (nitinaturdsk) | 51.86 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 5906. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 51.86 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 5907. | Alex (knightressoxhide) | 51.84 | 94% | 2018-04-18 |
| 5908. | Habib (habib7777) | 51.83 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 5909. | Ahmed (officerscarce) | 51.83 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 5910. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 51.83 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5911. | James (horjamez) | 51.82 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 5912. | Ram (ram_nath) | 51.81 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 5913. | Viper (viper04) | 51.80 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5914. | Dawid (dadik) | 51.80 | 94% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5915. | HollowAri (zokkuu) | 51.79 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 5916. | Shmat (shmatzo) | 51.77 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5917. | Dev (devji08) | 51.77 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5918. | ILY2theStarsX3 (iloveyou75) | 51.76 | 94% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5919. | Corona Time (shamalamakiwi) | 51.75 | 93% | 2020-05-01 |
| 5920. | KyleL (wakandaman) | 51.75 | 92% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5921. | Jordell (jordell) | 51.73 | 95% | 2020-08-15 |
| 5922. | Joe (u_vsold) | 51.72 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 5923. | Stefan (stephen27) | 51.71 | 93% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5924. | cody (cody62) | 51.71 | 95% | 2018-02-05 |
| 5925. | Jeremy (jeremyperdok) | 51.70 | 94% | 2020-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |