As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11863. | Mike (chuangman) | 79.28 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 11864. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 79.28 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11865. | ghaws (ghaws) | 79.28 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 11866. | Waffle (orbie13) | 79.27 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 11867. | Drew (dbolo) | 79.27 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11868. | M (migrape) | 79.27 | 97.7% | 2024-03-07 |
| 11869. | Andrew (completespud) | 79.27 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11870. | Danish (danishamir) | 79.27 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 11871. | Ian (germanika) | 79.27 | 94% | 2015-06-23 |
| 11872. | j (fore) | 79.27 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 11873. | Titel (andrewh) | 79.27 | 97% | 2016-07-06 |
| 11874. | Mizzy (mr_mizzy) | 79.26 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 11875. | Kool (robozarp) | 79.26 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 11876. | Vu (hhoakm) | 79.26 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 11877. | Trollbaus (miguelll) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11878. | Nicky (nicky027) | 79.26 | 95% | 2016-05-16 |
| 11879. | Shashi (shashianand230) | 79.25 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 11880. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 79.25 | 93% | 2017-01-28 |
| 11881. | Shashank (shanky92) | 79.25 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 11882. | Alan (ralphal97) | 79.25 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11883. | Hapybratt (hapybratt) | 79.25 | 98% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11884. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 79.25 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 11885. | β¦ππππβ¦Tadas... | 79.25 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 11886. | Parth (parthpsh) | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 11887. | slow (edvin_fps) | 79.24 | 94% | 2020-01-18 |
| 11888. | Shaina (shainaziza) | 79.24 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 11889. | laezza (inimitabile) | 79.24 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 11890. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 79.24 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
| 11891. | Vim (iolife) | 79.24 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 11892. | Liad (ozonzono) | 79.24 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |