The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5497. | ShitKnight (shitknightmcswag) | 55.71 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 5498. | chetan (rockspeed) | 55.71 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 5499. | andrej (ninjasrnka) | 55.71 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 5500. | charles (abru) | 55.71 | 93% | 2013-06-21 |
| 5501. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 55.70 | 92% | 2013-02-26 |
| 5502. | amadea (ashrptr) | 55.70 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 5503. | Martin (murten) | 55.70 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 5504. | Cholathit (lucid) | 55.70 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 5505. | Kunal (kunalsharma) | 55.70 | 88% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5506. | Matt (chillmaster) | 55.69 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 5507. | darylzalone (darylzalone) | 55.69 | 95% | 2017-06-06 |
| 5508. | Dusan (dusan01) | 55.68 | 93% | 2021-06-12 |
| 5509. | Christos (__christos__) | 55.68 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5510. | Debanjan (debanjan) | 55.68 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 5511. | Howard (howardgraham) | 55.68 | 91% | 2013-10-24 |
| 5512. | heowuayngon (heowuayngon) | 55.68 | 98% | 2013-04-27 |
| 5513. | Tamir (shallow_owl) | 55.67 | 94% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5514. | Leblanc (leblancfg) | 55.67 | 92% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5515. | Brojo (brojokm) | 55.67 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 5516. | Henry (henrysimon) | 55.67 | 91% | 2014-07-20 |
| 5517. | mohd (faisalkhan880) | 55.67 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 5518. | Tony (tony) | 55.67 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 5519. | George (snillor999) | 55.67 | 95% | 2012-12-31 |
| 5520. | Burak (ralp7) | 55.67 | 98% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5521. | Phaneath (phaneath) | 55.67 | 91% | 2013-09-11 |
| 5522. | Fredrik (johndeux) | 55.67 | 92% | 2014-12-29 |
| 5523. | aks (aksx) | 55.66 | 92% | 2016-12-03 |
| 5524. | ⠀ (lain_) | 55.66 | 94% | 2021-06-30 |
| 5525. | God (sayahewan) | 55.66 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5526. | tonami (taskbearer) | 55.66 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |