And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31389. | Brenton (brentboy) | 60.33 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 31390. | Caitlyn (imkira) | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 31391. | Kumaran (rskumaran) | 60.32 | 97.9% | 2023-08-20 |
| 31392. | Deran (xxderanxx) | 60.32 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 31393. | Takeshi (takeshi) | 60.32 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 31394. | Gayan (charith89) | 60.32 | 97% | 2017-01-12 |
| 31395. | Braden (braden) | 60.32 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 31396. | Andy (hukian541) | 60.31 | 93% | 2015-11-13 |
| 31397. | Pritam (optopritam) | 60.31 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 31398. | elias (elias404) | 60.31 | 96.6% | 2023-07-15 |
| 31399. | pandu (pandu31) | 60.31 | 94% | 2023-08-10 |
| 31400. | John (slappy116) | 60.31 | 95.1% | 2023-06-01 |
| 31401. | Diamo (daddydee) | 60.31 | 89% | 2013-06-10 |
| 31402. | Mark (markdane22) | 60.31 | 96% | 2011-09-17 |
| 31403. | Blade_s0567 (mar_s) | 60.30 | 96.4% | 2023-08-15 |
| 31404. | Adam (adamlissybenjamin) | 60.30 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 31405. | Tanjil (mr_rapid_guy) | 60.29 | 95% | 2022-09-26 |
| 31406. | Maria (thatarabiangirl) | 60.29 | 89% | 2014-04-10 |
| 31407. | Thomas (raketkillen) | 60.29 | 82% | 2017-01-09 |
| 31408. | Joan Holloway (joanholloway) | 60.29 | 98% | 2014-10-20 |
| 31409. | Rishabh (rishabh7187) | 60.28 | 99% | 2023-02-10 |
| 31410. | Baka (bakabawi) | 60.28 | 94% | 2023-08-13 |
| 31411. | Nguyen (nguyennam2712) | 60.28 | 98% | 2012-04-29 |
| 31412. | mj (keziah) | 60.28 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 31413. | Tj (ededlord15) | 60.28 | 95.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 31414. | Quang (puangpro__6969) | 60.27 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 31415. | jpeg.jpg (garyyraggary) | 60.27 | 97% | 2019-08-25 |
| 31416. | Matt (mattseid) | 60.27 | 96% | 2017-07-25 |
| 31417. | Katie (progress_2009) | 60.27 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 31418. | Fahad (fahadthebest1) | 60.26 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |