I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18349. | Dino (_dino_) | 68.08 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 18350. | Great (greatfater666) | 68.07 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 18351. | euno (euno) | 68.07 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 18352. | chris (mathlah) | 68.07 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
| 18353. | Michael (mi21) | 68.07 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 18354. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 68.07 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 18355. | Speedcuber (marzuq_speedcuber) | 68.06 | 97% | 2025-09-14 |
| 18356. | Alexander (johncena08) | 68.06 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 18357. | Aditya (aditya2712) | 68.06 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 18358. | Chakir (nattegans) | 68.06 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 18359. | Hazen (hazen91) | 68.05 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 18360. | Rupesh (sainirupesh101) | 68.05 | 95.1% | 2023-08-12 |
| 18361. | Max (bombayduck) | 68.05 | 93% | 2016-05-09 |
| 18362. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 68.05 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 18363. | Luke (lukea15) | 68.05 | 93% | 2015-08-03 |
| 18364. | Eaton (adgray09) | 68.04 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 18365. | Azamat (div2der) | 68.03 | 94% | 2020-07-20 |
| 18366. | Raju (raju009) | 68.03 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
| 18367. | killua (alphaidgaf) | 68.02 | 95% | 2022-01-08 |
| 18368. | KANWAR (kanwar24) | 68.02 | 97.3% | 2024-07-05 |
| 18369. | Kushagra (kgtypes) | 68.02 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 18370. | MJ (mmjj) | 68.02 | 99% | 2015-05-16 |
| 18371. | Ali (katali119) | 68.02 | 99% | 2018-05-20 |
| 18372. | Stam (iostamoulis) | 68.02 | 95% | 2018-06-16 |
| 18373. | Musab (musab1blaser) | 68.01 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 18374. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 68.01 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 18375. | anant (anant059) | 68.01 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 18376. | michael (schiltrom) | 68.01 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 18377. | Kiang (dodadoa) | 68.01 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 18378. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 68.01 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |