As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21483. | Mintful (worst_typist11) | 57.20 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 21484. | Akhmat (hmukos) | 57.20 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 21485. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 57.20 | 92% | 2016-06-05 |
| 21486. | Emiel (emield) | 57.19 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 21487. | khalid (khalidoo17) | 57.18 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 21488. | BAZINGA (shruthi_) | 57.18 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 21489. | .meuttsy (meuttsy) | 57.17 | 96% | 2020-04-29 |
| 21490. | Rishay (rishayg) | 57.17 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 21491. | Karan (karansinghgi18) | 57.17 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 21492. | ZEN (ii_zen_ii) | 57.17 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 21493. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (lastjoy) | 57.17 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 21494. | Sajid (pdmsajid) | 57.17 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
| 21495. | Loafie (loafie) | 57.17 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 21496. | Bartek (baryla69) | 57.17 | 94% | 2016-05-20 |
| 21497. | Malachi (awesomeowl2) | 57.16 | 85% | 2016-01-15 |
| 21498. | Edward (pratttles) | 57.16 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 21499. | ZIPZAP (zipzap322) | 57.15 | 94% | 2023-07-28 |
| 21500. | NEYT (naitsircher) | 57.15 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 21501. | Raj (rajor) | 57.15 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 21502. | sofi (madisofian) | 57.15 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 21503. | bacy (bacy) | 57.15 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
| 21504. | Ikario (ikariokyujoken) | 57.15 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 21505. | Suraj (st1ck14) | 57.15 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
| 21506. | Helia (helia77) | 57.13 | 95% | 2016-11-22 |
| 21507. | Ahmed (ahemd1982) | 57.13 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 21508. | Amorphous (tawseef) | 57.13 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 21509. | Ryan (rreborn) | 57.13 | 91% | 2015-04-05 |
| 21510. | UrMinsDie (urminsdie) | 57.12 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 21511. | yousef (eastking) | 57.12 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
| 21512. | Spaceman (reallyouthere) | 57.12 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |