So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35627. | kyle (kyleson) | 39.15 | 96% | 2014-04-03 |
| 35628. | Linh (cupidon192) | 39.15 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 35629. | Sharon (sharon102) | 39.14 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
| 35630. | Malik (malik0) | 39.14 | 87% | 2013-01-20 |
| 35631. | Hafidz (hafidztry) | 39.12 | 91% | 2013-05-16 |
| 35632. | zhaki (_myane12) | 39.11 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 35633. | Ayman (aymanw) | 39.11 | 82% | 2016-07-15 |
| 35634. | Themis (themis_dodos) | 39.10 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 35635. | Meopum (meopum) | 39.10 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 35636. | Kostus (siabra) | 39.10 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 35637. | Aditya (its_adi) | 39.09 | 92% | 2022-10-18 |
| 35638. | jamal (jamalkhan651432) | 39.09 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 35639. | Namtan (namtanvz) | 39.09 | 92% | 2017-10-01 |
| 35640. | sushil (skttzwl) | 39.09 | 85% | 2011-08-04 |
| 35641. | Niraj (speedy_niraj) | 39.08 | 94% | 2023-02-11 |
| 35642. | Rahul (duggal) | 39.07 | 92% | 2014-04-13 |
| 35643. | regine (regineventura) | 39.06 | 93% | 2013-05-26 |
| 35644. | Rajeshwari (rajeshwariraj05) | 39.06 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 35645. | Anggu (anggu) | 39.06 | 92% | 2014-11-19 |
| 35646. | jb (deamon_214) | 39.04 | 91% | 2021-12-25 |
| 35647. | krs (krss) | 39.04 | 91% | 2021-01-06 |
| 35648. | Red (diamondace) | 39.04 | 91.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 35649. | yagmurtastankaya-ing (yagmu... | 39.04 | 90% | 2015-02-27 |
| 35650. | danet (danet) | 39.04 | 94% | 2011-08-01 |
| 35651. | Brian (sharkfighter) | 39.03 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 35652. | Jefty (jeff_tee20) | 39.03 | 88% | 2011-09-30 |
| 35653. | John (dreampieceniko) | 39.03 | 83% | 2011-06-30 |
| 35654. | sumit888d (unknown888d) | 39.02 | 94% | 2022-07-08 |
| 35655. | Ryan (dyantoravis) | 39.02 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 35656. | duke (myself9234) | 39.02 | 91.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |