I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2694. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 75.82 | 95.9% | 2024-02-02 |
| 2695. | Draks (draks) | 75.81 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
| 2696. | Fariz (shiloh_damien) | 75.81 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 2697. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 75.80 | 96% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2698. | Jimmy (jimmyhimmy414) | 75.78 | 97.4% | 2024-04-24 |
| 2699. | NicTreb (senior_toto) | 75.78 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2700. | airberlin (airberlin1010) | 75.77 | 97.7% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2701. | Boris (xivid2) | 75.75 | 97% | 2024-12-16 |
| 2702. | International_Trout (intern... | 75.73 | 97% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2703. | asianxeggroll (asianxeggrolll) | 75.69 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 2704. | Fezco (fezco_) | 75.65 | 97% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2705. | Aidan (bonelessperseverance) | 75.63 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 2706. | Derek (djw191) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2707. | Min (solidsteel) | 75.53 | 96% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2708. | yogurt (yopurt) | 75.53 | 95.2% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2709. | ArnelTrend (arneltrend23) | 75.51 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2710. | th3ripp3r (rajeshceh) | 75.50 | 97.3% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2711. | PMC (pmcc) | 75.47 | 95.7% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2712. | OneOddWhale (littlequints) | 75.46 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2713. | Luke (tric331) | 75.45 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 2714. | swuab (swuab) | 75.45 | 96% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2715. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 75.41 | 98.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2716. | Dhruv (dhrutube) | 75.40 | 97.5% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2717. | flying511 (flying511) | 75.39 | 95.6% | 2025-03-21 |
| 2718. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 75.37 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2719. | mohammed (momotan039) | 75.35 | 95.8% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2720. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 75.32 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2721. | Flow (the__tiger) | 75.31 | 97% | 2024-06-09 |
| 2722. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 75.30 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 2723. | cabro (mdrmono) | 75.29 | 95.7% | 2024-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |