I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1506. | Ethan (bihone) | 91.82 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1507. | Derek (thenyaz) | 91.80 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 1508. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 91.80 | 99.2% | 2023-07-04 |
| 1509. | JohnRS (tjohnr_sam) | 91.78 | 96.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| 1510. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 91.78 | 95.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 1511. | Armando (mandy1339) | 91.72 | 100% | 2023-09-08 |
| 1512. | John1 (n1johhner) | 91.69 | 98.1% | 2025-03-02 |
| 1513. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 91.68 | 98.4% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1514. | Wokboi (wokboi) | 91.63 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1515. | Giang (gianglaodai) | 91.62 | 98.9% | 2025-02-01 |
| 1516. | ahmed. (ahmedproman) | 91.62 | 95% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1517. | Christian (christian_phi) | 91.61 | 98% | 2024-05-12 |
| 1518. | Egor (moccasama) | 91.61 | 96.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 1519. | Kysan (kysan_) | 91.57 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
| 1520. | Daniel (dbinette03) | 91.54 | 98% | 2024-05-24 |
| 1521. | sg (sg27) | 91.53 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 1522. | tstats[inbredturtle] (inbre... | 91.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1523. | Raizen (raizou) | 91.52 | 98% | 2024-10-26 |
| 1524. | Jarrod (jtrobinson1993) | 91.51 | 98% | 2024-12-31 |
| 1525. | kush gohil (gohilkush) | 91.50 | 94% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1526. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 91.50 | 97.8% | 2025-03-07 |
| 1527. | Dale (typewritist11) | 91.49 | 97% | 2025-03-29 |
| 1528. | FP31 (fp31) | 91.49 | 98.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1529. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 91.49 | 97.4% | 2024-08-18 |
| 1530. | Someone (someonetyping) | 91.49 | 98.3% | 2024-01-03 |
| 1531. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 91.48 | 97.9% | 2024-06-04 |
| 1532. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 91.48 | 98.3% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1533. | na (nanaracer) | 91.45 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1534. | AtomArqa (atom_arqa) | 91.44 | 98% | 2024-09-14 |
| 1535. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 91.44 | 99.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |