The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9886. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 101.13 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9887. | Nathan (slowtyping) | 101.13 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 9888. | Navid (shotcalller9) | 101.13 | 97% | 2011-09-10 |
| 9889. | callum (changetowumbo) | 101.13 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 9890. | A (five_a) | 101.13 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9891. | Mark (anoob) | 101.12 | 96% | 2011-11-17 |
| 9892. | Brian (phib0nacc1) | 101.12 | 96% | 2011-07-08 |
| 9893. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 101.12 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 9894. | Aiden (xstrifle) | 101.11 | 98% | 2020-04-07 |
| 9895. | Triloluc (triloluc) | 101.11 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 9896. | George (glenzny) | 101.11 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9897. | ross (thornito) | 101.11 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9898. | Americus (scaramouch) | 101.11 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 9899. | Sh.t (crackracer) | 101.11 | 99% | 2013-09-25 |
| 9900. | Florian (littlejacob) | 101.11 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 9901. | Mudd_ME (mudd_me) | 101.11 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 9902. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 101.10 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9903. | david (ipilotaneva) | 101.10 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 9904. | Raizen (raizou) | 101.10 | 97% | 2014-03-20 |
| 9905. | edisonhussey (furox) | 101.10 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9906. | Diego (diego_vizia) | 101.10 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 9907. | kerosene (p1nar) | 101.10 | 95% | 2015-09-08 |
| 9908. | Heathe (hwhl) | 101.09 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 9909. | Andrew (clawficer) | 101.09 | 93% | 2013-02-08 |
| 9910. | Brayden (bray_pusheen) | 101.09 | 99% | 2015-11-11 |
| 9911. | Slurch (slurch) | 101.09 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 9912. | Fariz (kidhacks) | 101.08 | 98% | 2012-06-10 |
| 9913. | Trey (trey87) | 101.07 | 93% | 2014-01-27 |
| 9914. | reesyboi (reesyboi) | 101.07 | 99% | 2023-08-25 |
| 9915. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 101.07 | 98.3% | 2023-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |