So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8951. | Steven (kithpom) | 88.01 | 99% | 2014-05-01 |
| 8952. | Justin (justinianwonton) | 88.01 | 94% | 2014-09-28 |
| 8953. | Jing (jindesu) | 88.00 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 8954. | Marj (mhf715) | 88.00 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 8955. | Arlin (arlin143) | 87.99 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 8956. | bnaba (bi1238) | 87.99 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 8957. | The Endeavourer (the_endeav... | 87.99 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 8958. | Phozzon (phozzonunnium) | 87.98 | 94% | 2014-09-20 |
| 8959. | Jess (jessmware) | 87.98 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 8960. | Andrew (andrewpc) | 87.98 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8961. | Carl (greviepaug) | 87.98 | 94% | 2015-09-17 |
| 8962. | Jared (jg808) | 87.97 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 8963. | Bur (syjun) | 87.97 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 8964. | CannoBeens (cannobeens) | 87.97 | 98% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8965. | Jennifer (jenniferzed) | 87.97 | 92% | 2015-02-15 |
| 8966. | deadnotsleeping (deadnotsle... | 87.97 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
| 8967. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 87.96 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 8968. | Andy (theandymo) | 87.96 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 8969. | Taylor (chiseled) | 87.96 | 94% | 2013-03-17 |
| 8970. | Kevin (zortchik) | 87.96 | 97% | 2013-09-05 |
| 8971. | Raizen (raizou) | 87.96 | 97% | 2013-09-25 |
| 8972. | Victor (owlgoesw00t) | 87.96 | 94% | 2016-12-16 |
| 8973. | Puneet (masterblaster100) | 87.96 | 98% | 2013-07-18 |
| 8974. | Josh (iccarus) | 87.96 | 96% | 2013-07-19 |
| 8975. | Corey (cgird44) | 87.95 | 95% | 2015-03-30 |
| 8976. | Peter (petermsoares) | 87.95 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8977. | Felix (ganc56141) | 87.95 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 8978. | Monica (zexa) | 87.95 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
| 8979. | zyoda (zyoda) | 87.95 | 94% | 2013-05-28 |
| 8980. | Schnu (schnu) | 87.95 | 99% | 2012-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |