The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22529. | Yu Han (qythium) | 78.91 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 22530. | Max (eyeseeem) | 78.91 | 95% | 2011-09-19 |
| 22531. | Rodrigo (pacha2880) | 78.90 | 96.6% | 2023-09-08 |
| 22532. | Sam (wes0707) | 78.90 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 22533. | Peter (gompose) | 78.89 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 22534. | aisha (ratnabila) | 78.89 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 22535. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 78.89 | 96.6% | 2023-06-15 |
| 22536. | Danny (lifeupsidedown) | 78.89 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 22537. | maria (trebol) | 78.89 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 22538. | Diego (niquefa_diego) | 78.89 | 93% | 2017-03-29 |
| 22539. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 78.89 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 22540. | Marko (make7) | 78.88 | 98% | 2018-06-12 |
| 22541. | tstats[maybemaximus] (maybe... | 78.88 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 22542. | man (speedweeweeman) | 78.88 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 22543. | Ric (heimy) | 78.88 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 22544. | isuck (scasware) | 78.88 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 22545. | Furqan (dragon73) | 78.87 | 98% | 2015-12-09 |
| 22546. | Azazel (atheistjesus) | 78.87 | 89% | 2014-03-05 |
| 22547. | Rain (rainy) | 78.87 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 22548. | new (pookieface) | 78.87 | 96% | 2016-04-19 |
| 22549. | Hannah (flowerwebb) | 78.86 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 22550. | Dev (devgupta55) | 78.86 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 22551. | Nishant (nishantve1) | 78.86 | 95% | 2014-11-01 |
| 22552. | Kyle (kylebobyle) | 78.86 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 22553. | Leen (pogopanda) | 78.86 | 91% | 2012-03-16 |
| 22554. | poopnickel (j_rrific) | 78.86 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 22555. | Jacob (critias26) | 78.86 | 100% | 2018-10-23 |
| 22556. | Chongtek (markmai) | 78.85 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 22557. | KenDvorak (kensan73dvorak) | 78.85 | 100% | 2023-04-10 |
| 22558. | Pain (pain_i5) | 78.85 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |