I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1407. | (ethima) | 97.17 | 98% | 2026-02-04 |
| 1408. | (lockstock) | 97.17 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1409. | (hueylouisnonews) | 97.11 | 99% | 2025-08-27 |
| 1410. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 97.10 | 98.7% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1411. | (mitchen2) | 97.09 | 95.3% | 2023-08-09 |
| 1412. | hehe (blazeclash) | 97.09 | 97.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1413. | Leo (leoxano) | 97.08 | 96.5% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1414. | Adolo (foca248) | 97.07 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1415. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 97.06 | 98% | 2026-05-21 |
| 1416. | (jcsawyer) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1417. | (raxdianze) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 1418. | (krcellucci) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1419. | (aydinyt) | 97.01 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 1420. | (evanandrewrose) | 97.01 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| 1421. | (andrei518) | 96.99 | 97.7% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1422. | (dogspa) | 96.99 | 97.2% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1423. | andy (rainmaker123) | 96.98 | 97.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 1424. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 96.97 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 1425. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 96.95 | 97.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1426. | (thezacher5645) | 96.90 | 96.5% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1427. | (b_i_g_em) | 96.90 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 1428. | (hazemhmh) | 96.90 | 95.9% | 2024-05-02 |
| 1429. | Edward (kailhreds) | 96.90 | 98.2% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1430. | (pleaseimprove) | 96.87 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1431. | (wiggles123) | 96.87 | 97.8% | 2023-12-03 |
| 1432. | (tonyinqsss) | 96.86 | 98.3% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1433. | (crossjbeer) | 96.86 | 96.4% | 2025-05-15 |
| 1434. | (brookcrk1299) | 96.86 | 97.3% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1435. | (lilmortal) | 96.85 | 97% | 2024-01-21 |
| 1436. | (xinvoker) | 96.79 | 98% | 2026-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |