The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11951. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 96.52 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 11952. | Termite (termite04) | 96.51 | 91% | 2013-04-08 |
| 11953. | pwned (16wpm) | 96.51 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 11954. | Kade (kadok) | 96.51 | 98.6% | 2023-09-18 |
| 11955. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 96.51 | 97.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 11956. | Branched (branchedstem) | 96.51 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 11957. | William (william_david) | 96.51 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 11958. | Christian (christoiscool) | 96.51 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11959. | jwhite (jwhite) | 96.51 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 11960. | Blender (taktisy) | 96.51 | 96% | 2015-11-11 |
| 11961. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 96.50 | 98.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11962. | daniel (idkwhatsavailable) | 96.50 | 100% | 2022-07-04 |
| 11963. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 96.50 | 95% | 2014-04-17 |
| 11964. | natalie (natannelie) | 96.50 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 11965. | Henry (henryacton) | 96.50 | 95% | 2012-03-07 |
| 11966. | ☼_☼ (temuramir) | 96.50 | 98% | 2012-06-05 |
| 11967. | Glass (glass_crys) | 96.49 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 11968. | Kylie (fredisneverdead) | 96.49 | 99% | 2016-12-05 |
| 11969. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 96.49 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 11970. | Benjamin (chameleon) | 96.49 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 11971. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 96.48 | 97.7% | 2023-09-30 |
| 11972. | Jeannie (jeanjingmic) | 96.48 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 11973. | Alice (ameng) | 96.48 | 97% | 2014-01-05 |
| 11974. | So Slow (quantum1) | 96.47 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 11975. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 96.47 | 98% | 2017-08-27 |
| 11976. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 96.47 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 11977. | Dennis (dennissinned14) | 96.47 | 95% | 2014-01-30 |
| 11978. | Constantijn (fireline) | 96.46 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 11979. | James (pantsdr) | 96.46 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11980. | narze (narze) | 96.46 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |