The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29198. | Smulca (vicker) | 68.46 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 29199. | Daniel (danielquiceno) | 68.46 | 97% | 2015-05-10 |
| 29200. | Elton John (tonundrum) | 68.46 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 29201. | Joel (joeltypo) | 68.46 | 96.3% | 2023-10-20 |
| 29202. | Reckless (recklesspopcorn) | 68.46 | 97% | 2022-11-17 |
| 29203. | Gokcan (gokcanozakdag) | 68.46 | 93% | 2016-02-20 |
| 29204. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 68.46 | 98% | 2016-09-04 |
| 29205. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 68.45 | 97.7% | 2023-08-12 |
| 29206. | Guest (everywhere_and_nowhere) | 68.45 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 29207. | John (ruslan) | 68.45 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 29208. | fronz (fronz) | 68.45 | 96% | 2012-12-26 |
| 29209. | BhavSan (bhavsan3) | 68.44 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 29210. | Junie Marc (juniemarcy) | 68.44 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 29211. | Nopeejäbä (nopeejaba) | 68.44 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
| 29212. | Juri (jurjar) | 68.44 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 29213. | Lubomir (lanastasov) | 68.44 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 29214. | Phukuneake (phukun_1156) | 68.43 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 29215. | efthymios (poios_malphite) | 68.43 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 29216. | Peppa (peppamint) | 68.43 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 29217. | xdxdxd (rainer18) | 68.43 | 92% | 2014-02-17 |
| 29218. | Mark (emptyper) | 68.43 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 29219. | Loc (loc_phan) | 68.42 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 29220. | John (johndeereletter) | 68.42 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 29221. | Aqilah (qylahnis) | 68.42 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 29222. | Börje (borjepekoni) | 68.42 | 88% | 2016-03-11 |
| 29223. | Ameerr (hysteris) | 68.42 | 94% | 2017-05-04 |
| 29224. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 68.42 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 29225. | akzhol (atomixa) | 68.42 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 29226. | Geoffrey (geoff_dvorak) | 68.41 | 95% | 2014-08-12 |
| 29227. | _i_am_flash (_i_am_flash_) | 68.41 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |