So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23293. | heythere (ym123) | 63.21 | 92% | 2017-05-21 |
| 23294. | Pao (tinyfoot) | 63.21 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 23295. | Sore (sore1988) | 63.21 | 93% | 2014-02-28 |
| 23296. | Dhruv (dhruv8601) | 63.20 | 95% | 2022-08-25 |
| 23297. | yudanis (dans88) | 63.20 | 97% | 2016-03-22 |
| 23298. | Ehsan (ehsaan) | 63.20 | 98% | 2012-09-08 |
| 23299. | Otis (otis) | 63.20 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 23300. | Andy2kk (faluda) | 63.19 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 23301. | Joshua (blink180dude) | 63.19 | 92% | 2014-08-11 |
| 23302. | redpickle13 (redpickle13) | 63.19 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 23303. | Roronoa (roronoa123) | 63.19 | 95% | 2023-07-23 |
| 23304. | Shun (shunkakinoki) | 63.19 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 23305. | araceli nicole (xrxcxlx) | 63.19 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 23306. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 63.19 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 23307. | 김명근 (angrybirds) | 63.19 | 95% | 2011-09-23 |
| 23308. | nguyen (kegiaumat86) | 63.19 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 23309. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 63.18 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 23310. | Rain (rainchill) | 63.18 | 94% | 2015-01-02 |
| 23311. | Henry (khitan) | 63.18 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 23312. | Đạt (yatshukamurabuff) | 63.18 | 97% | 2014-11-24 |
| 23313. | Phi (nhphi) | 63.18 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 23314. | sarah (180sarah) | 63.17 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 23315. | boss (bosssss) | 63.17 | 92% | 2012-09-12 |
| 23316. | Aaron (aaroncheng) | 63.16 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 23317. | Diego (eggs) | 63.16 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 23318. | Araite (araite) | 63.16 | 95% | 2016-01-03 |
| 23319. | Stocobe (stocobe_007) | 63.15 | 94% | 2022-05-30 |
| 23320. | Jezreel (jroxas97) | 63.15 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 23321. | loli (annalise00) | 63.15 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 23322. | Funeral Party (scudvirus2018) | 63.15 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |