Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5243. | Charles (toxicjg) | 58.22 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5244. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 58.20 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 5245. | Emily (emilydrev) | 58.20 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
| 5246. | Berty (bertybert) | 58.19 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5247. | Live (sankarshan) | 58.19 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5248. | Kobflish (kobflish) | 58.17 | 94% | 2020-06-04 |
| 5249. | XPrecelX (puszekpower) | 58.17 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 5250. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 58.17 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5251. | Jonathan (drsteam) | 58.15 | 93% | 2019-01-24 |
| 5252. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 58.14 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5253. | bean (skillednoob69) | 58.13 | 94% | 2020-08-15 |
| 5254. | Ekko (blue9995566) | 58.13 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5255. | Bilal (bilalamin) | 58.13 | 95% | 2018-02-14 |
| 5256. | Shashank (same_lame_name) | 58.10 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5257. | Nam (namanh5472) | 58.08 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5258. | Guest (cropdustah) | 58.07 | 95% | 2019-05-09 |
| 5259. | Louis (seanlouisoliveros) | 58.06 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 5260. | Mark (raidouken) | 58.06 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 5261. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 58.05 | 94% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5262. | Ivan (vanks) | 58.04 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 5263. | Dmitriy (wenkaler) | 58.01 | 95% | 2020-07-14 |
| 5264. | DavDaBomb21 (davdabomb21) | 58.01 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 5265. | Daniel (cleverdan520) | 58.01 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 5266. | kroy (kroydlowen) | 58.00 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 5267. | Noah (spacechoco) | 57.99 | 93% | 2020-04-22 |
| 5268. | Caxix (caxix) | 57.99 | 99% | 2020-03-22 |
| 5269. | my first (new_typerer) | 57.99 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5270. | nurul (naddyaw) | 57.98 | 95% | 2017-10-25 |
| 5271. | Vincent (typeasdfracer) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 5272. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 57.98 | 95% | 2018-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |