So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13621. | Swag (adobekobe) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
13622. | Yakiniku (bigmeatball) | 78.19 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
13623. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 78.19 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
13624. | Luis (regneva17) | 78.19 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
13625. | SavagePastaMan (savagepasta... | 78.19 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
13626. | x (xyzxyz) | 78.19 | 98% | 2013-11-09 |
13627. | hachi (hachinamio) | 78.19 | 97% | 2012-01-03 |
13628. | Just (needhelpintyping) | 78.18 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
13629. | matthew (mattchy) | 78.18 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
13630. | Decay (patrickkwannn) | 78.18 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
13631. | Drizzy (dreazy) | 78.18 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
13632. | HyunWoo (showaid) | 78.18 | 98% | 2016-07-10 |
13633. | K (paradigm) | 78.18 | — | 2008-12-08 |
13634. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 78.18 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
13635. | chinh (chinhndt) | 78.18 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
13636. | Kylee (cheyna) | 78.18 | 96% | 2015-09-05 |
13637. | radiant (radiant98) | 78.17 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
13638. | Kieffer J. (devilsdash) | 78.17 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
13639. | Gegug (gegug) | 78.17 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
13640. | Hong Kong Independence (hon... | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
13641. | Ryan (rahzero) | 78.17 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
13642. | Beth (beth16123) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
13643. | Kawaki (kawakii) | 78.16 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
13644. | Benjin (benjin7) | 78.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
13645. | Jack (jackbiscegliaa) | 78.16 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
13646. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 78.16 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
13647. | Christian (fcheddar) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
13648. | KaliedscopicWill (kaleidesc... | 78.16 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
13649. | Gene (mckuletzz) | 78.15 | 92% | 2015-02-21 |
13650. | James (jimmyt50) | 78.15 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |