The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38343. | ឵឵ (omgitzisquidi) | 56.29 | 94% | 2017-03-30 |
| 38344. | RemoteHood (remotehood) | 56.28 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 38345. | clou (clouu) | 56.28 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 38346. | Silliac (sillac) | 56.28 | 93.2% | 2024-05-05 |
| 38347. | nemesis (r0gue_shinobi) | 56.28 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| 38348. | copiumlays (pepecd) | 56.28 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 38349. | BAD (bad_109) | 56.27 | 98% | 2025-04-21 |
| 38350. | slowsysadmin (slowsysadmin) | 56.27 | 96.6% | 2024-03-22 |
| 38351. | Kassidy (kassidy_10123) | 56.27 | 95.7% | 2025-05-10 |
| 38352. | McLaren (mclaren19) | 56.27 | 96% | 2024-12-23 |
| 38353. | Funnyman2 (m801678) | 56.27 | 94% | 2024-03-11 |
| 38354. | Kevin (kinichi08) | 56.27 | 93% | 2013-03-11 |
| 38355. | jaqwop (c00ldawg) | 56.27 | 94% | 2023-11-15 |
| 38356. | Kamol (danny_13) | 56.27 | 94.5% | 2023-06-06 |
| 38357. | ahsan (ahsandev) | 56.27 | 95% | 2026-04-20 |
| 38358. | Marko (markosc523) | 56.27 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 38359. | wiederherr (wiederherr) | 56.26 | 96.1% | 2025-05-15 |
| 38360. | billiegrande98 (billiegrand... | 56.26 | 96.5% | 2025-02-24 |
| 38361. | Mayank (mayank183200) | 56.26 | 97% | 2024-07-04 |
| 38362. | Vibe (juhen) | 56.26 | 97.4% | 2024-06-11 |
| 38363. | alydin alykulov (alydinus) | 56.26 | 93.9% | 2024-03-29 |
| 38364. | Nyamsick Adrian (minyamisu) | 56.26 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 38365. | Janus Crixus (janiel1436) | 56.26 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 38366. | Hashmia (haaashmiah) | 56.26 | 94.6% | 2024-06-29 |
| 38367. | ragthar (ragthar) | 56.26 | 91% | 2016-07-28 |
| 38368. | Fudhayl Ali Khan Muhammad (... | 56.25 | 96% | 2024-08-23 |
| 38369. | captain_noob (captain_n00b) | 56.25 | 95% | 2024-10-18 |
| 38370. | Teotonio (teo_soares) | 56.25 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 38371. | Luca (maverik) | 56.25 | 94% | 2012-10-23 |
| 38372. | Step Dad Neil (she_luvs_neil) | 56.24 | 94.1% | 2024-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |