And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38081. | lixir (catjam) | 44.74 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 38082. | ear (earear) | 44.73 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 38083. | sheehab (sheehab) | 44.73 | 87% | 2016-01-24 |
| 38084. | zamd (adzhamd) | 44.73 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
| 38085. | Grizzly (0109468) | 44.72 | 84% | 2016-07-11 |
| 38086. | Nour (ubmaman) | 44.72 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 38087. | Nandor (nandor) | 44.71 | 91% | 2021-02-06 |
| 38088. | Veratyr (veratyr) | 44.71 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 38089. | Davis (davis239) | 44.71 | 96% | 2015-10-24 |
| 38090. | Jolie (scubajolie) | 44.70 | 91% | 2015-05-09 |
| 38091. | Noe (noe1995) | 44.69 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 38092. | Edris (3dris) | 44.69 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 38093. | Moisa (daals_1) | 44.69 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 38094. | nasro (kdaray) | 44.68 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 38095. | Finish na!! (kalz) | 44.68 | 94% | 2018-09-19 |
| 38096. | Sinan (sinbin) | 44.68 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 38097. | ragthar (ragthar) | 44.67 | 84% | 2014-04-27 |
| 38098. | bijoy (bijo) | 44.66 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 38099. | Nixforest (nixforest) | 44.65 | 95% | 2012-07-11 |
| 38100. | David (derpster) | 44.65 | 94% | 2013-03-31 |
| 38101. | Darkland (darkland) | 44.65 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 38102. | Wameedh (wameedh) | 44.65 | 93% | 2018-06-06 |
| 38103. | soni (soni0111) | 44.65 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 38104. | christian (christmarku) | 44.64 | 80% | 2017-01-22 |
| 38105. | Jayant Mitra (jayantmitra5) | 44.64 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
| 38106. | Malik (malik0) | 44.64 | 88% | 2013-02-27 |
| 38107. | Sackda (sackdapuncake) | 44.63 | 99% | 2014-03-28 |
| 38108. | doan (muoimuoi) | 44.63 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 38109. | Mr.Buttons (_tanuuuu) | 44.62 | 94% | 2021-05-06 |
| 38110. | Emma (emmathakur) | 44.62 | 92% | 2022-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |