The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15596. | Matthew (wobblez) | 78.90 | 92% | 2015-09-27 |
| 15597. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 78.90 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
| 15598. | Nicki (nickisusanalex) | 78.90 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 15599. | Richard (elevatecrazy_yt) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 15600. | b (bonkadonks) | 78.90 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15601. | Thiên (htxuvn) | 78.90 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
| 15602. | CivicTypeR (chichung91) | 78.90 | 96% | 2013-05-17 |
| 15603. | Peaky (x101) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 15604. | Sam (special_cookie) | 78.89 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15605. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 78.89 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15606. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 78.89 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 15607. | Ellie (smelly97) | 78.89 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 15608. | glhf (hellosur) | 78.89 | 96% | 2011-09-06 |
| 15609. | Cap10Pvtaqi (cap10pvtaqi) | 78.89 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 15610. | VN SAIGON (vnsaigon) | 78.89 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 15611. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 78.89 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
| 15612. | Jason (kracxl) | 78.88 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 15613. | Guava (typernoob07) | 78.88 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 15614. | Kostakis (arrmageddon) | 78.88 | 95.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 15615. | Argo (argonautika) | 78.88 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 15616. | Michael (mrgryph0n) | 78.88 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 15617. | xDeLiRiOuSx (xdeliriousx) | 78.88 | 90% | 2016-05-16 |
| 15618. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 78.88 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 15619. | Happy (ragtag) | 78.88 | 94% | 2011-06-11 |
| 15620. | James (gotta) | 78.88 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 15621. | ^_^ (likeshiau) | 78.87 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 15622. | KeyPastry (keypastry) | 78.87 | 96.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 15623. | Cameron (crmbookworm) | 78.87 | 92% | 2013-10-13 |
| 15624. | Jens (jnzofdoom) | 78.87 | 93% | 2012-09-28 |
| 15625. | Januar (januar) | 78.87 | 96% | 2015-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |