I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4932. | Klog (klog53) | 105.65 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4933. | Aamill (aamill) | 105.64 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 4934. | vipul (vip_ul16) | 105.64 | 98.8% | 2024-02-26 |
| 4935. | Peak (peak_dvorak) | 105.64 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 4936. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 105.64 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 4937. | AKGD (akgd) | 105.63 | 100% | 2022-09-09 |
| 4938. | Alex (acrucker) | 105.62 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 4939. | voocsgo (voo055) | 105.61 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 4940. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 105.61 | 100% | 2023-01-31 |
| 4941. | Benjin (benjin7) | 105.61 | 98.2% | 2023-09-05 |
| 4942. | :) (bavadin) | 105.61 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 4943. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 105.60 | 100% | 2022-03-25 |
| 4944. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 105.60 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 4945. | Mitchell (krunkyboy) | 105.60 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 4946. | Mars (shintengin) | 105.59 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4947. | Monika (catsupempire) | 105.59 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 4948. | Golfingking (fastkinggolf) | 105.58 | 98.8% | 2024-04-18 |
| 4949. | Implosive (ximplosive) | 105.58 | 99% | 2018-10-24 |
| 4950. | Raghav (raghavlaad) | 105.58 | 98.8% | 2023-07-23 |
| 4951. | fenno (fennoooooo) | 105.58 | 95% | 2021-06-29 |
| 4952. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 105.57 | 100% | 2024-10-22 |
| 4953. | Kenny (kennymccall9) | 105.57 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 4954. | mynarchist (mynarchist) | 105.56 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 4955. | mart9n (mart9n) | 105.56 | 98.2% | 2025-02-28 |
| 4956. | ... (everclear) | 105.56 | 96.3% | 2025-02-22 |
| 4957. | rocker (fastered) | 105.56 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 4958. | Nguyen (dra_go) | 105.55 | 97.2% | 2024-05-19 |
| 4959. | Walter (kair0z) | 105.55 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4960. | Ben Low (wongisdum) | 105.54 | 98.2% | 2025-03-27 |
| 4961. | vietabg (vietabg) | 105.54 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |