I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9345. | Justin (nexoloft) | 91.78 | 94% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9346. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 91.77 | 99.4% | 2025-04-11 |
| 9347. | Jack (nomadologist) | 91.76 | 98% | 2024-03-08 |
| 9348. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 91.76 | 98.2% | 2024-12-29 |
| 9349. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 91.76 | 98.8% | 2024-07-03 |
| 9350. | MIVI (mivi) | 91.76 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 9351. | Chris (chrisvanish) | 91.76 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
| 9352. | Lia (liaxnna) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9353. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9354. | Hải (mymomismad) | 91.76 | 95% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9355. | chris bale (paengszinho) | 91.75 | 98.2% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9356. | Ed (theorynoob) | 91.75 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9357. | Jose (josel2g) | 91.75 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9358. | Steven (duckduckduckducc) | 91.74 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9359. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 91.74 | 96.6% | 2024-10-04 |
| 9360. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 91.74 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9361. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 91.73 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 9362. | Nick (rageemy) | 91.73 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9363. | Joseph (jnml19) | 91.73 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9364. | Missy (lovelydy) | 91.73 | 99% | 2017-03-23 |
| 9365. | Matthew (twixinator) | 91.73 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9366. | The (anuj26022001) | 91.72 | 100% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9367. | nutmeg (jv13) | 91.71 | 98.8% | 2025-01-09 |
| 9368. | Brian (ace213) | 91.70 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 9369. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 91.70 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 9370. | Rewwod (rewwod) | 91.69 | 97.3% | 2025-02-21 |
| 9371. | Baron (baronhate) | 91.69 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 9372. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 91.69 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 9373. | pharaok (pharaok) | 91.68 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 9374. | Elia (ganmen) | 91.68 | 99% | 2020-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |