So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9481. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 86.80 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9482. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 86.80 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9483. | d-Raww (swagtyper123) | 86.80 | 86% | 2015-10-31 |
| 9484. | Shireen (shireenmd) | 86.79 | 92% | 2011-12-20 |
| 9485. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 86.79 | 100% | 2017-09-13 |
| 9486. | connor (arthalias) | 86.79 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 9487. | GameBender (anjerbridde) | 86.79 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| 9488. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 86.78 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 9489. | TJ (1gear) | 86.78 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 9490. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 86.78 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 9491. | Allie (alliecat) | 86.78 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 9492. | XeaLouS_dh (xeal_dh) | 86.77 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9493. | 🐺🐺🐺 (mattesdev) | 86.77 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9494. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 86.77 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 9495. | Saffron (saffronolive) | 86.77 | 98% | 2013-12-29 |
| 9496. | Andrea (andrealu) | 86.77 | 91% | 2015-03-16 |
| 9497. | Arif (aripin_cmk) | 86.76 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 9498. | Murilo (murilo.rodrigues@gm... | 86.76 | 95% | 2011-05-30 |
| 9499. | varun (varunaadeez) | 86.76 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9500. | Juan (rackpanda) | 86.76 | 96% | 2014-05-19 |
| 9501. | MoBo (mobo82) | 86.76 | 97% | 2015-11-28 |
| 9502. | isaac (cowwee90) | 86.75 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 9503. | Omar (omarbahgat2003) | 86.75 | 96.8% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9504. | Nordaxion (nordaxion) | 86.75 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9505. | Taylor (trob388) | 86.75 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 9506. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 86.75 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
| 9507. | Jeffrey (itzzretro) | 86.74 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 9508. | voon (yvonnie) | 86.74 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 9509. | Free (just_free2318) | 86.74 | 96.3% | 2023-08-09 |
| 9510. | Dino (dinook) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |