Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1387. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 92.71 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 1388. | Tony (ksmrdero) | 92.70 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1389. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 92.69 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1390. | Corey (corstar97) | 92.69 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1391. | Durum (durumpitta) | 92.69 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1392. | W (portcityjo) | 92.67 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1393. | left to build something gre... | 92.67 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1394. | Natalia (mnich47) | 92.66 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1395. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 92.66 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 1396. | Gipsy (gipsys) | 92.65 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 1397. | Rebekah (rkatter) | 92.65 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 1398. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 92.65 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1399. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 92.60 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1400. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 92.58 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1401. | Michael (michael_22) | 92.57 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1402. | I (excelsiate) | 92.54 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1403. | Anton (racketen) | 92.51 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
| 1404. | sidm (sidm) | 92.50 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1405. | Nobu (noobuhlicious) | 92.49 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 1406. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 92.49 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1407. | Goooo (theboss2) | 92.49 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1408. | Alex (kylon) | 92.49 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 1409. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 92.48 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1410. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 1411. | Ben (jynn7) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 1412. | Zev (zeveisenberg) | 92.45 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1413. | Ben (ttbnejska) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1414. | John (bsy6766) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1415. | Ted (ted21) | 92.42 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1416. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 92.42 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |