Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36602. | (florent) | 38.67 | 87% | 2012-03-17 |
| 36603. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 38.67 | 94% | 2018-12-01 |
| 36604. | (morey) | 38.67 | 97% | 2016-07-11 |
| 36605. | (bchisler) | 38.67 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 36606. | (sonuguptaofficial0) | 38.67 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
| 36607. | (kyoza) | 38.67 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 36608. | (anaperius) | 38.67 | 95% | 2021-11-29 |
| 36609. | (chazz1) | 38.67 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 36610. | (cybot) | 38.66 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 36611. | (chantay1) | 38.66 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 36612. | (brickgames) | 38.65 | 88% | 2014-04-16 |
| 36613. | RHell (kasiarhell) | 38.65 | 93% | 2021-03-19 |
| 36614. | (sphinx) | 38.64 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 36615. | soniya (nepali) | 38.64 | 93% | 2012-04-18 |
| 36616. | (dimoss) | 38.64 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 36617. | (excesscatjelly) | 38.64 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 36618. | (16vxparmar08) | 38.63 | 81% | 2011-11-18 |
| 36619. | (theosilitonga) | 38.63 | 89% | 2011-12-29 |
| 36620. | (qamar77) | 38.63 | 91% | 2014-02-12 |
| 36621. | (mctoastysauce) | 38.63 | 94% | 2020-08-02 |
| 36622. | (racker_) | 38.63 | 92% | 2016-09-27 |
| 36623. | (infinityposm) | 38.63 | 94% | 2022-08-22 |
| 36624. | (draken_14) | 38.63 | 92% | 2021-10-01 |
| 36625. | (nosir) | 38.62 | 87% | 2013-09-05 |
| 36626. | (psachdeva) | 38.62 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 36627. | (xfeniks) | 38.62 | 93% | 2021-01-08 |
| 36628. | Ø£Øْـمَـد الـعَ... | 38.62 | 92.2% | 2023-10-04 |
| 36629. | ShaSha (shadelove) | 38.62 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 36630. | (shakkeer) | 38.61 | 95% | 2017-06-06 |
| 36631. | (uki00) | 38.61 | 96% | 2022-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |