As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17553. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 61.75 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
17554. | Lex (akitgwapa) | 61.74 | 94% | 2023-04-18 |
17555. | omnomnomnom (omnomnomnomnom... | 61.74 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
17556. | Jay-Ar (itsjerr) | 61.74 | 94.1% | 2021-02-25 |
17557. | saumitra (smtrd3) | 61.73 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
17558. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 61.73 | 95.1% | 2023-10-23 |
17559. | marganets (marganets) | 61.73 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
17560. | Quang (baoquanggogreen) | 61.73 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
17561. | HADI (adilmuhammadi) | 61.73 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
17562. | Parth (plukhi17) | 61.73 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
17563. | Aadil (a4d1l) | 61.73 | 95% | 2015-04-21 |
17564. | noel (echoofstarlight) | 61.72 | 94% | 2018-02-05 |
17565. | ravi (ravi76) | 61.72 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
17566. | kikilu (kikilu) | 61.72 | 95% | 2015-07-30 |
17567. | Lee (derfmongrel) | 61.71 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
17568. | Amimul Ihsan Mahdi (ai_mahdi) | 61.70 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
17569. | Vadim (m0dikan) | 61.69 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
17570. | RacerABM (racerabm) | 61.69 | 95% | 2023-05-24 |
17571. | Karlo (m4china) | 61.69 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
17572. | Aryan (n00bzz) | 61.69 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
17573. | Irvin (irvmed) | 61.69 | 96% | 2018-01-14 |
17574. | Hazem (zomaaa23) | 61.68 | 94% | 2022-02-09 |
17575. | MegaTron (megatron100101) | 61.68 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
17576. | Hamza (hamzamujeebiqbal) | 61.68 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
17577. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 61.68 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
17578. | Adel (adeltaj) | 61.68 | 92% | 2016-06-28 |
17579. | Lorenzo (nnzo) | 61.67 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
17580. | Aung Myat (aungmyathein) | 61.67 | 95% | 2023-04-05 |
17581. | Pajarwww (pajarwww) | 61.67 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
17582. | Noel (macawsome) | 61.67 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |