Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4150. | Martin (ightbet) | 62.08 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4151. | Ryan (ryan2723) | 62.07 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4152. | Peter (rogerron) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-08-26 |
| 4153. | i can't be asked (perfectio... | 62.06 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4154. | Zezimoz (zezimoz) | 62.06 | 94% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4155. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 62.05 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4156. | Chanpreet (omaewa_mou_shind... | 62.05 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 4157. | Aidan (aidman) | 62.05 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4158. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 62.04 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4159. | stav (stavhagever) | 62.04 | 95% | 2018-06-12 |
| 4160. | Robby (icybot) | 62.02 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4161. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 62.02 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 4162. | Buraq (buraq) | 62.01 | 95% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4163. | Mike (tonz30) | 62.00 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4164. | Brian (briansu) | 61.98 | 95% | 2019-07-02 |
| 4165. | Dominggus (76ban_jr) | 61.98 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4166. | Sami (race_for_u) | 61.97 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 4167. | George (georgedmi) | 61.97 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 4168. | instantmax (schmiddla) | 61.97 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 4169. | Dhruv (loneninja__) | 61.96 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4170. | angie (kcmo) | 61.95 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 4171. | Alex (alex207e) | 61.95 | 94% | 2020-01-03 |
| 4172. | Ryan (rhyn0) | 61.94 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 4173. | mohammed (v666) | 61.91 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
| 4174. | RiceCooker (riceslicer) | 61.89 | 94% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4175. | Minor (minord) | 61.87 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 4176. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 61.86 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 4177. | Kevin Jeonghun (itskevinjeong) | 61.85 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 4178. | Jim (x_king_x) | 61.84 | 94% | 2020-06-21 |
| 4179. | CJ (cj2305) | 61.83 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |