So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27284. | Felipe (felipekde) | 57.32 | 89% | 2015-09-09 |
| 27285. | laptime (lawsonpace) | 57.31 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 27286. | Silent Killer (ebichu_chan) | 57.31 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 27287. | Jose (jose_david_perez25@ya... | 57.31 | 93% | 2013-04-25 |
| 27288. | Kevin (gaussanderson) | 57.31 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 27289. | Muza (tr_muza) | 57.30 | 91% | 2011-11-11 |
| 27290. | ♪╠¥ö§€ƒ╣♫ (ye... | 57.30 | 91% | 2014-01-31 |
| 27291. | Hubert (itt_sem_vagyok) | 57.30 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 27292. | khalil (khalilfa) | 57.30 | 94% | 2021-09-25 |
| 27293. | Shakir (rikahs) | 57.30 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 27294. | Vitaly (strider74) | 57.30 | 95% | 2014-09-16 |
| 27295. | Simon (simkin) | 57.30 | 89% | 2016-06-13 |
| 27296. | sajjad (senator77) | 57.30 | 90% | 2015-01-04 |
| 27297. | Keren (oceanhippie) | 57.30 | 97% | 2017-02-05 |
| 27298. | juan (juan_d_b_dvp) | 57.30 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 27299. | Alden (alden1122332003) | 57.30 | 91% | 2016-05-20 |
| 27300. | Apollyon (mik_apollyon) | 57.29 | 93% | 2021-05-30 |
| 27301. | Michael (mike10green) | 57.29 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
| 27302. | Nate (stealthydude100) | 57.29 | 93% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27303. | Lucinda (cat_reflexes) | 57.29 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 27304. | hanan (dehanan) | 57.29 | 95% | 2011-09-29 |
| 27305. | Imambek (imambek) | 57.29 | 94% | 2018-01-05 |
| 27306. | Keidi (keidi) | 57.29 | 87% | 2014-06-20 |
| 27307. | Ulambayar (ulmaa) | 57.29 | 89% | 2013-01-16 |
| 27308. | BRUH (rabonh) | 57.29 | 86% | 2017-02-20 |
| 27309. | adase11@yahoo.com (adase) | 57.29 | 92% | 2012-07-28 |
| 27310. | Glenn (glenn72290) | 57.28 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 27311. | M.T. (tung) | 57.28 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 27312. | Ben (cerzi) | 57.28 | 88% | 2012-02-18 |
| 27313. | Alex (alex_yarets) | 57.28 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |