So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7414. | tutnek (tutnek) | 91.96 | 97.5% | 2023-06-23 |
| 7415. | Adrian (deathelemyx) | 91.96 | 92% | 2011-11-01 |
| 7416. | Johnny (ouzelum) | 91.96 | 99% | 2013-10-24 |
| 7417. | Thengil (thengil) | 91.95 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 7418. | F.T. (ft404) | 91.95 | 98% | 2014-10-05 |
| 7419. | Andrés (_andresf) | 91.94 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 7420. | Rowland (eagles123) | 91.94 | 94% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7421. | Henry (barihenry) | 91.94 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 7422. | TacoWaco (mrspork) | 91.94 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7423. | A (five_a) | 91.94 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 7424. | Noam (tsnoam) | 91.94 | 98% | 2015-05-27 |
| 7425. | Brian (oxydox) | 91.93 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 7426. | Kel (keladryb) | 91.93 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 7427. | rngy (rngyy) | 91.93 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 7428. | Anthony (gogo55) | 91.91 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 7429. | taro (taro_curly) | 91.91 | 98% | 2016-06-11 |
| 7430. | Akribane (aaakribane131) | 91.90 | 97.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 7431. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 91.90 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 7432. | Ryan (joeyryan453) | 91.90 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
| 7433. | Hysni (hysi) | 91.90 | 96% | 2016-01-20 |
| 7434. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 91.89 | 99% | 2021-12-18 |
| 7435. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 91.89 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 7436. | Lorraine (lorrainegoh) | 91.89 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 7437. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 91.88 | 91% | 2015-06-28 |
| 7438. | Peter (portiz121803) | 91.88 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 7439. | galei (galei) | 91.87 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7440. | Max (crstaien) | 91.86 | 96.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 7441. | Peter (speedytheturtle) | 91.86 | 95% | 2015-04-13 |
| 7442. | Hayley (hghghayley20) | 91.86 | 93% | 2014-07-20 |
| 7443. | Blue (blueboa) | 91.86 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |