The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21705. | AK (alphakappa) | 69.50 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 21706. | Brian (brianhsu7476) | 69.50 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 21707. | Golgi (goolgi) | 69.50 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 21708. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 69.50 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 21709. | skippie (itsskippie) | 69.50 | 94% | 2021-01-08 |
| 21710. | gta (asldkfj) | 69.50 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 21711. | Damin (dtuffour) | 69.50 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 21712. | Robert S (rdne) | 69.50 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 21713. | Grant (bigcock69) | 69.50 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
| 21714. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 69.50 | 88% | 2016-11-05 |
| 21715. | no (no_limit) | 69.50 | 95% | 2013-08-13 |
| 21716. | Eson (miehunyou) | 69.50 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 21717. | kouchanman (kouchanman) | 69.50 | 96% | 2015-08-30 |
| 21718. | Zack (dragonwhip135) | 69.49 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
| 21719. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 69.49 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 21720. | Xedar (xedar_ua) | 69.49 | 97% | 2016-07-29 |
| 21721. | Noah (noah51801) | 69.48 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 21722. | Sukgisan (sukgisan) | 69.48 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 21723. | Rui (ssbebop) | 69.48 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
| 21724. | Bilal (bilal4822) | 69.48 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 21725. | R (rbajko) | 69.48 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 21726. | bobert (mayonnaiselove) | 69.48 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 21727. | arjhd (arjhd) | 69.48 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 21728. | Sukun (merc7paul) | 69.48 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 21729. | Lucas (judemitchell) | 69.48 | 92% | 2011-08-11 |
| 21730. | Sigurdur (siggi84) | 69.48 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 21731. | Rach (rabecha) | 69.48 | 98% | 2015-12-04 |
| 21732. | kekekeahaha (chuahuongc) | 69.47 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 21733. | Tsuraya (hannatsura) | 69.47 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 21734. | popo (asai) | 69.47 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |