The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26675. | UniQue4 (raspberryjelly) | 68.18 | 96.5% | 2023-11-28 |
| 26676. | Carolyn (caroltheintern) | 68.18 | 96.9% | 2024-05-02 |
| 26677. | Quinten (qubik5qube) | 68.18 | 97.6% | 2024-10-20 |
| 26678. | Clarkxz (clarkxz) | 68.18 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 26679. | Highfire1 (highfire1) | 68.18 | 98% | 2026-02-09 |
| 26680. | lee (wndnjs4389) | 68.18 | 96.3% | 2024-09-24 |
| 26681. | Henrikas (henrikas) | 68.18 | 93% | 2012-08-15 |
| 26682. | Aaron (clarkanine) | 68.18 | 93% | 2012-11-06 |
| 26683. | Rodger (rodger753) | 68.18 | 95% | 2013-08-19 |
| 26684. | Rushi Joshi (thekingreturns) | 68.17 | 97% | 2026-03-29 |
| 26685. | Jennaaaay (jennaaaaaay) | 68.17 | 96% | 2025-03-14 |
| 26686. | Si Liang (l1ang_03) | 68.17 | 95.2% | 2025-04-18 |
| 26687. | HaykO(n) (hayko_n) | 68.17 | 95.4% | 2025-02-12 |
| 26688. | CrazyHappyMan (crazyhappyman) | 68.17 | 97% | 2024-12-13 |
| 26689. | DeadSailor (deadsailor) | 68.17 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 26690. | Joshua (raizee) | 68.17 | 95% | 2022-12-24 |
| 26691. | a6uxa4 (a6uxa4) | 68.16 | 95.3% | 2024-04-18 |
| 26692. | Arman (aroman) | 68.16 | 96.8% | 2024-08-15 |
| 26693. | Cecilie (fyldepen) | 68.16 | 99% | 2024-10-17 |
| 26694. | Mazze (shadyone) | 68.16 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26695. | Youssef Nasser (y0riii123) | 68.16 | 96% | 2024-05-01 |
| 26696. | FreePalestine (anarchistesk... | 68.16 | 98% | 2024-01-13 |
| 26697. | Rab (rabbs) | 68.16 | 88% | 2013-06-02 |
| 26698. | Sal (salmanmirghasemi) | 68.16 | 97% | 2025-08-04 |
| 26699. | Sarah ✌(◕‿◕)✌ (s... | 68.16 | 94% | 2014-10-01 |
| 26700. | Mercurial (ahmad_mahmoud2005) | 68.15 | 98% | 2025-09-12 |
| 26701. | The (thesenanram) | 68.15 | 96% | 2025-07-28 |
| 26702. | Bonkbonk201 (bonkbonk201) | 68.15 | 96% | 2025-05-09 |
| 26703. | CAPITALIST (iloveancaps) | 68.15 | 96% | 2024-12-17 |
| 26704. | Yanning (yanningt) | 68.15 | 94% | 2015-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |