Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4701. | Toshi (totora) | 48.49 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 4702. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 48.49 | 94% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4703. | Seeking (seekingtotype) | 48.47 | 96% | 2018-09-09 |
| 4704. | Do (trungkien622004) | 48.46 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 4705. | Bob (bobzeecommy) | 48.46 | 94% | 2019-12-09 |
| 4706. | Tomatenkopf5 (tomatenkopf5) | 48.45 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 4707. | (oartalk) | 48.45 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 4708. | Rasmus (casulu) | 48.44 | 93% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4709. | joy (sdfla) | 48.43 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 4710. | Jan (jmarrin) | 48.42 | 94% | 2019-08-04 |
| 4711. | Alex (aleksandr797) | 48.35 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 4712. | Pentium (pentiumiii) | 48.34 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 4713. | mat O (mat_o) | 48.33 | 96% | 2019-11-02 |
| 4714. | nirav (niravkaka) | 48.32 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4715. | Albin (dunderalf) | 48.30 | 93% | 2018-03-08 |
| 4716. | Adrian (adrian0204) | 48.29 | 94% | 2019-03-24 |
| 4717. | DankFarm (dankfarm) | 48.28 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| 4718. | Rabbit (rabbit1) | 48.28 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4719. | or (ordol) | 48.24 | 95% | 2019-09-12 |
| 4720. | JAFFAR (thetypingfreak) | 48.23 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4721. | Alex (rankdankspankurmum) | 48.22 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 4722. | FaptasticFingers (faptastic... | 48.22 | 93% | 2019-11-09 |
| 4723. | siva (cva123) | 48.21 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4724. | lil._.ixzy (drugsma) | 48.20 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
| 4725. | NotTodayDoc (tuto) | 48.19 | 99% | 2018-03-17 |
| 4726. | Alberto (albord) | 48.18 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 4727. | Drag3nz (drag3nz) | 48.16 | 92% | 2018-02-06 |
| 4728. | drop that chitty ching chin... | 48.14 | 94% | 2017-12-20 |
| 4729. | Dominic (kerbalnaught) | 48.12 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 4730. | oOKilluaOo (killua975) | 48.09 | 95% | 2018-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |