So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15961. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 74.81 | 99% | 2017-08-08 |
| 15962. | rocketriderben1 (rocketride... | 74.80 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 15963. | Anubhav4813 (etra_567) | 74.80 | 96% | 2022-04-17 |
| 15964. | Rifky (miauw17) | 74.80 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 15965. | police (vodoi) | 74.80 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 15966. | Matt (genios) | 74.80 | 99% | 2014-04-06 |
| 15967. | Agent Red (agent_red) | 74.80 | 94% | 2012-04-26 |
| 15968. | Alex (sreeper) | 74.79 | 93% | 2017-01-20 |
| 15969. | Alex (delvern) | 74.79 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 15970. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 74.79 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15971. | Ree (accioemrys) | 74.79 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 15972. | slowasfwuck (wubz) | 74.79 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 15973. | rachel (rachelk) | 74.79 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 15974. | road to 100wpm (getoar112) | 74.78 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 15975. | Nomig (nomig) | 74.78 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 15976. | Edmund (edboogie) | 74.78 | 98% | 2013-08-13 |
| 15977. | aerar (raale) | 74.77 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 15978. | Ivan Wong (ivanwong0915) | 74.77 | 98.8% | 2023-09-15 |
| 15979. | Mark (haxos) | 74.77 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 15980. | you (you) (tdtdtdttt) | 74.77 | 98% | 2016-06-18 |
| 15981. | Noriyuki (nori1993) | 74.77 | 92% | 2011-07-24 |
| 15982. | whynottt (whynottt) | 74.76 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 15983. | Roderick (slimeeeeeeeer) | 74.76 | 95.8% | 2023-09-07 |
| 15984. | Paul (paulcardozo) | 74.76 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 15985. | Pumpkin (pumpkin_) | 74.76 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 15986. | Ceru (ceruseiyu) | 74.76 | 91% | 2014-04-09 |
| 15987. | Blake (skidaddle) | 74.76 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 15988. | cowbot (peedir) | 74.76 | — | 2009-09-19 |
| 15989. | Imran (loverfellow) | 74.76 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 15990. | Nilesh (nileshk) | 74.75 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |