So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31131. | Juliet (juliet666589) | 50.83 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
| 31132. | Long Pham (long29031997) | 50.82 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 31133. | Ninja (ninjawanker) | 50.82 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 31134. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 50.81 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 31135. | draza (draza) | 50.81 | 89% | 2015-11-23 |
| 31136. | Brojo (brojokm) | 50.81 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 31137. | Paymon (utramaster360) | 50.81 | 87% | 2012-12-08 |
| 31138. | Hemant (hemantadil) | 50.81 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
| 31139. | Huỳnh Khôi (foggy01) | 50.80 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 31140. | Jessica (jessicatran1997) | 50.80 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 31141. | Carpe (carpe) | 50.79 | 97% | 2011-12-08 |
| 31142. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 50.79 | 89% | 2013-05-15 |
| 31143. | Myre (tobiasmyrvoll) | 50.79 | 88% | 2016-01-26 |
| 31144. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 31145. | Gabriel (synthetic00) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 31146. | Aron (mailo95) | 50.79 | 94% | 2017-01-26 |
| 31147. | Sheperd (sheperd69) | 50.78 | 92% | 2022-01-16 |
| 31148. | MasterYeetusXXX (unknownvirus) | 50.78 | 94% | 2016-08-12 |
| 31149. | Michael (bbtiger) | 50.78 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 31150. | Big Mac (mak60) | 50.78 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 31151. | Brokelyn (brokelynprincess) | 50.78 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 31152. | Evaop (gzlwan22) | 50.78 | 94% | 2012-11-07 |
| 31153. | mg (mg500) | 50.78 | 92% | 2016-11-24 |
| 31154. | SW (steelseries2001) | 50.78 | 95% | 2016-10-22 |
| 31155. | Bobo (r2d2) | 50.78 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 31156. | Albara'a (albara_k) | 50.77 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 31157. | SrMudkip (srmudkip) | 50.77 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 31158. | Payden (licet) | 50.77 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 31159. | 5ak0 (skanafin) | 50.77 | 89% | 2017-05-18 |
| 31160. | ER66TsukasaIND (athlantic) | 50.77 | 93% | 2015-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |