As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20319. | Val (lavmotoh) | 60.12 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
| 20320. | sean (puzzle1116) | 60.11 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 20321. | Emilio (emiliodicaprio) | 60.11 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 20322. | Muhammad (kazerukashi) | 60.11 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
| 20323. | Chorris (chorris) | 60.11 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
| 20324. | Sergio (rtos) | 60.11 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
| 20325. | Philip (pajala) | 60.11 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
| 20326. | chris (mcracerson) | 60.10 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 20327. | Martin (mikj_) | 60.10 | 96% | 2017-07-29 |
| 20328. | hubbe (hoffiis) | 60.10 | 95% | 2021-09-03 |
| 20329. | matte (makkurt) | 60.10 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 20330. | Gita (pepen) | 60.10 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
| 20331. | Derrick (duskymonk) | 60.10 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 20332. | 十三步 (cutezoxy) | 60.10 | 91% | 2016-04-01 |
| 20333. | Dan (danpdx) | 60.09 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 20334. | Phil (gonzopython) | 60.09 | 93% | 2015-06-15 |
| 20335. | Hayden (r1plee) | 60.08 | 94% | 2019-03-31 |
| 20336. | Fastpoke (make_me_better) | 60.08 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 20337. | Zhang (leodooo) | 60.08 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
| 20338. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 60.08 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 20339. | Reuben (roobun) | 60.08 | 93% | 2021-03-14 |
| 20340. | TheBissin (thebissin) | 60.08 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 20341. | beans (beans_baked) | 60.08 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 20342. | Patrick (patrick_st4r) | 60.07 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 20343. | Nursultan (nursultan23) | 60.07 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 20344. | Vu (vuquynghia2) | 60.07 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 20345. | Ken (kenjella) | 60.07 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 20346. | Peter (wai0917) | 60.06 | 94% | 2022-02-17 |
| 20347. | Lammy (benstickobi595) | 60.06 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 20348. | Mic (jesusluvr) | 60.06 | 94.5% | 2021-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |