I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10272. | Loma (pbaloma) | 88.50 | 98% | 2017-06-22 |
| 10273. | rafi (sandbomber) | 88.49 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 10274. | Jordan (jordanthecat) | 88.49 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 10275. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 88.48 | 99.4% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10276. | Jake (jkdriven) | 88.48 | 97.6% | 2023-11-14 |
| 10277. | Eldi (sir_sweety) | 88.48 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 10278. | Muhaiminul Islam (ninadgns) | 88.47 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 10279. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 88.47 | 99% | 2023-03-06 |
| 10280. | Aleksandar (avange) | 88.47 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10281. | Chris (chrz_) | 88.47 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 10282. | Orange (orangelover7) | 88.46 | 96% | 2025-07-05 |
| 10283. | Emil (awsomeemil25) | 88.46 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
| 10284. | Michał (ciszyn) | 88.46 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 10285. | Learner (learner_dawg) | 88.46 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 10286. | Bernie (bernie557) | 88.46 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 10287. | Andrej (apalias) | 88.46 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 10288. | IAxlii (iaxlii) | 88.44 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10289. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 88.44 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 10290. | qWudge (qwudge) | 88.44 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 10291. | cole (coldmak) | 88.44 | 95.2% | 2024-08-26 |
| 10292. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 88.44 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 10293. | Devin (noobiedaniels) | 88.44 | 95% | 2020-06-13 |
| 10294. | negev (negev_lover) | 88.43 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10295. | guessed (guessed_) | 88.43 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 10296. | M (mattgarr) | 88.43 | 91% | 2017-02-16 |
| 10297. | Hjalte (hjaltebuch) | 88.41 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 10298. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 88.41 | 96.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 10299. | Roootkit (roootkit) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-12-18 |
| 10300. | lara (tiredtypist707) | 88.41 | 94.7% | 2024-10-31 |
| 10301. | v (vlycoris) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |