So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22435. | krabbos (krabbos) | 64.71 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 22436. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 64.71 | 92% | 2015-09-14 |
| 22437. | Ruben (ecerulm) | 64.71 | 96% | 2013-08-30 |
| 22438. | Huey (hexica2000) | 64.70 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 22439. | Marc (markymarco) | 64.70 | 94% | 2018-08-17 |
| 22440. | Kevin (biggiesmallsx) | 64.70 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 22441. | wango (wango) | 64.70 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 22442. | Dodo (sonic20) | 64.70 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 22443. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 64.70 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 22444. | Vietnamese (buonca) | 64.70 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 22445. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 64.70 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 22446. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 64.70 | 95% | 2012-07-16 |
| 22447. | R3NN7R (r3nn7r) | 64.69 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 22448. | Joe (joebidenwestkanyefembo... | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 22449. | Umid (umid2000) | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 22450. | Muhammad (ghaith_x) | 64.69 | 96.4% | 2023-08-29 |
| 22451. | Lily (stilltran) | 64.68 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 22452. | Thorn (briarrose42) | 64.68 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 22453. | Brihoness (brihoness) | 64.68 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 22454. | ˜”*°•Ⱡ₳฿ⱧɄ... | 64.68 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 22455. | Peter (heoimap) | 64.68 | 96% | 2015-03-08 |
| 22456. | meh (qwertysux) | 64.68 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 22457. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 64.67 | 96.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 22458. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 22459. | dilectus (dilectus) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 22460. | Tim (ohzson) | 64.67 | 91% | 2016-04-06 |
| 22461. | AxelDT (axman292) | 64.67 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 22462. | Nikhil (nikhil.james26@yaho... | 64.67 | 95% | 2012-06-16 |
| 22463. | Ricky (scrunchbox) | 64.67 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 22464. | phauie (phauie) | 64.67 | 96% | 2011-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |