Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3434. | AK (alphakappa) | 105.75 | 98.4% | 2024-06-04 |
| 3435. | Sam (jet993) | 105.74 | 98% | 2026-05-20 |
| 3436. | Mihcael (mihcael) | 105.74 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 3437. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 105.72 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 3438. | Kadin (cykadin) | 105.72 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 3439. | Moss (mossperson) | 105.72 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 3440. | V (greenwins) | 105.72 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 3441. | (ryan8896lch) | 105.71 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 3442. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 105.70 | 99% | 2025-07-12 |
| 3443. | cain (lollypoop) | 105.70 | 94.2% | 2024-07-30 |
| 3444. | Vivek (cute_low7777) | 105.69 | 97.2% | 2024-01-07 |
| 3445. | TJ (1gear) | 105.69 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 3446. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 105.69 | 97.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 3447. | Green Tea (2001186) | 105.68 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 3448. | Eyron (dfiles) | 105.67 | 99.4% | 2024-11-15 |
| 3449. | Melissa (mestadil) | 105.67 | 99% | 2020-11-08 |
| 3450. | @jdawglivin (honeycha) | 105.66 | 98.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 3451. | Eric (qwarts) | 105.66 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 3452. | ȿmurɠ (smurgus) | 105.66 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 3453. | pawsly (moonavo) | 105.65 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 3454. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 105.65 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 3455. | αβουδ (douba) | 105.64 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 3456. | Lu Gonzalez (jaffed) | 105.64 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 3457. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 105.64 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 3458. | sub2PaoLUL (sub2paolul) | 105.63 | 97.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 3459. | silky (silky_dvorak) | 105.63 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 3460. | Jack (elbowlick) | 105.63 | 98.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 3461. | DeeFly (deefly) | 105.63 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 3462. | Crafty (craftywastaken) | 105.63 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 3463. | Chromaticism (avg_chromatic... | 105.62 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |