So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28494. | Kayson (mnemonicaa) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 28495. | Wael (wael) | 55.31 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 28496. | Muhammad (hafizishaq) | 55.31 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 28497. | spiros (spiros) | 55.31 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 28498. | Jordan (peanut81494) | 55.31 | 95% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28499. | Divyanshu (dev064) | 55.30 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 28500. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 55.30 | 91% | 2015-05-26 |
| 28501. | Ashok (rayeu) | 55.30 | 94% | 2013-08-02 |
| 28502. | Luke (lhauflin) | 55.30 | 91% | 2012-12-10 |
| 28503. | JAI SHRI GANESHAY NAMAH (di... | 55.29 | 99.7% | 2023-07-15 |
| 28504. | Alin (alinsteve) | 55.29 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 28505. | darry09 (darry09) | 55.29 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 28506. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 55.29 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 28507. | Asmita (asmita_comp) | 55.29 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 28508. | Kurosaki (dark_trap144) | 55.29 | 98% | 2012-01-23 |
| 28509. | Khan (khan2) | 55.29 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 28510. | Florian (florian26) | 55.28 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 28511. | Jy (jy_16) | 55.28 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| 28512. | Tonmoy (ah_tonmoy) | 55.28 | 95% | 2023-08-23 |
| 28513. | gamal (gamal123) | 55.28 | 93% | 2023-03-05 |
| 28514. | Sky (skywalker2) | 55.28 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 28515. | Em (chuchu) | 55.28 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 28516. | shanon (shanon) | 55.28 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 28517. | Quzrin (quzrin) | 55.28 | 89% | 2012-11-08 |
| 28518. | Jay (wolfjay757) | 55.27 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 28519. | KTDM (ktdm) | 55.27 | 95% | 2023-04-16 |
| 28520. | binita (atinib21) | 55.27 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 28521. | Game (gamehunter) | 55.27 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 28522. | Aristotelis (aristotelis_ch) | 55.27 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| 28523. | owen (owenyang) | 55.27 | 90% | 2014-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |