I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8685. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 89.28 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| 8686. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 89.28 | 97% | 2016-06-04 |
| 8687. | Sixzz (sixzz13) | 89.27 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 8688. | ayyy topkek (ayyytopkek) | 89.26 | 98.2% | 2025-03-04 |
| 8689. | cr0w (krussell) | 89.26 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 8690. | Karukos (karukos) | 89.26 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 8691. | Stephanie (stephk005) | 89.26 | 95% | 2019-05-27 |
| 8692. | jackson (school_account) | 89.26 | 97.3% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8693. | 2FAST4U (zayorin) | 89.26 | 95% | 2016-03-30 |
| 8694. | kappa (kappakon) | 89.25 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8695. | J (jhreb) | 89.25 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 8696. | Nah (natezxc) | 89.24 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 8697. | typo_racer (haffe) | 89.24 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 8698. | Akribane (masterpiggy131) | 89.24 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8699. | James (freetheguy2) | 89.24 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8700. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 89.24 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 8701. | Quixet (quixet) | 89.23 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 8702. | bdi (_bdi_) | 89.23 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 8703. | Keez (nofingersguy) | 89.23 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 8704. | Drew (drewsullens) | 89.23 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 8705. | James (jhoffman1204) | 89.23 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 8706. | Brian (gross51695) | 89.23 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 8707. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 89.23 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 8708. | Yerm (infiniteedge) | 89.23 | 94% | 2015-07-24 |
| 8709. | xjkan (xjkan) | 89.23 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 8710. | Rift026 (rift026) | 89.22 | 98% | 2025-02-09 |
| 8711. | Benji (ijneb) | 89.22 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 8712. | itsswzy (itsswzy) | 89.21 | 94% | 2024-08-26 |
| 8713. | Alex (0alex) | 89.21 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 8714. | N4T (taneel) | 89.21 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |