I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11564. | Samantha (happyme147) | 83.17 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 11565. | Colin (colinhvu) | 83.17 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 11566. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 83.17 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11567. | Viet (matcanloi) | 83.17 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 11568. | Brian (scottyb) | 83.17 | 90% | 2016-04-20 |
| 11569. | CodedGalaxy (codedgalaxy) | 83.16 | 96.3% | 2023-11-28 |
| 11570. | Taz (tazzat) | 83.16 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 11571. | Emma (emjulu) | 83.16 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11572. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 83.16 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 11573. | Cristi (sexy_balamuc22) | 83.15 | 97% | 2025-01-21 |
| 11574. | Shuckie (shuckie) | 83.15 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 11575. | Richard (richard123143) | 83.15 | 98% | 2024-12-12 |
| 11576. | hady (01h2a) | 83.14 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 11577. | plumbus (1tacocat1) | 83.14 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 11578. | Anton (flqn) | 83.13 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 11579. | Rimm (rimmyes) | 83.13 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 11580. | Bassel (emperorhaplo) | 83.12 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 11581. | Zhartas (zhartas) | 83.12 | 96% | 2023-10-20 |
| 11582. | AlexAustria (alexaustria) | 83.12 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 11583. | Mob (akmob) | 83.12 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 11584. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 83.12 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11585. | Pronto (pronto_) | 83.12 | 98% | 2016-08-09 |
| 11586. | Quitty (quitty) | 83.12 | 92% | 2015-07-16 |
| 11587. | Kert (iikertii) | 83.12 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 11588. | Jay (porctree2803) | 83.11 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 11589. | Thomas (tomathon) | 83.11 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 11590. | Nicholas (nich42) | 83.11 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11591. | Richard (richarddow) | 83.10 | 97.6% | 2023-12-07 |
| 11592. | Connie (conniep) | 83.10 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11593. | Ben (hhkbpro) | 83.10 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |