Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9939. | ruth116 (sezzag) | 76.35 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
| 9940. | Nicholas (nicholasyeet) | 76.34 | 96% | 2024-02-15 |
| 9941. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 76.34 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 9942. | gal (gal22422) | 76.34 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
| 9943. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 76.34 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 9944. | ant (ajwinch) | 76.33 | 94% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9945. | C (cmmg1) | 76.33 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9946. | Alex (0atk) | 76.33 | 95.4% | 2024-06-21 |
| 9947. | John (tacosmanjoe) | 76.33 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9948. | 69swipi69 (itay1man1) | 76.33 | 95% | 2025-07-15 |
| 9949. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 76.33 | 97% | 2019-02-21 |
| 9950. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 76.33 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 9951. | Arsenal (arsenal_) | 76.32 | 96% | 2025-07-17 |
| 9952. | No need (needn) | 76.32 | 96.5% | 2025-01-06 |
| 9953. | Matelis (matelis) | 76.31 | 95.5% | 2023-06-27 |
| 9954. | Zeid (hozning) | 76.31 | 94% | 2017-01-26 |
| 9955. | Rym (cutenbalien) | 76.30 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 9956. | Erik (quicktype_e) | 76.30 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 9957. | Ethan (chorb) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 9958. | Aaron (sonofafemaledog) | 76.29 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 9959. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 76.29 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9960. | Patrik (pbody) | 76.29 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 9961. | OriginTwo (typer_j41) | 76.29 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 9962. | WhitesFyre Yt (whitesfyre) | 76.28 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9963. | Ivan (fanarill) | 76.28 | 96% | 2024-01-31 |
| 9964. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 76.28 | 95.1% | 2024-08-18 |
| 9965. | Troy (3fishes) | 76.28 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 9966. | Ilhan (ilhan_emri) | 76.28 | 97% | 2025-04-26 |
| 9967. | milo (oosamuoo01) | 76.28 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 9968. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 76.27 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |