The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24861. | Remington (lordarchangel) | 64.28 | 89% | 2016-05-23 |
| 24862. | 粘り (clayjarcm) | 64.28 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
| 24863. | Doroteya (henrydp018) | 64.27 | 95.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 24864. | ian (yangzki) | 64.27 | 95% | 2020-06-08 |
| 24865. | Antonio (skatebort) | 64.26 | 92% | 2016-07-10 |
| 24866. | William (billiam98) | 64.26 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 24867. | imtiaz (imtiaz12) | 64.26 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 24868. | Richard (richarddavies) | 64.26 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 24869. | ikon (ikon) | 64.26 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 24870. | kanorrsss (kanorrsss) | 64.25 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 24871. | Anadi vyas (anadivyas) | 64.25 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 24872. | Asher (pekzy) | 64.25 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 24873. | Erik (stalkerstealth) | 64.25 | 91% | 2012-07-03 |
| 24874. | suleman (ravia) | 64.25 | 93% | 2016-07-26 |
| 24875. | Kaizoku (kaikai14) | 64.25 | 92% | 2013-12-30 |
| 24876. | Morpheus14 (atilla_14) | 64.25 | 89% | 2016-11-21 |
| 24877. | Meinhardt (captaindouchecat) | 64.24 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 24878. | Kevin (crazycranberry) | 64.24 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
| 24879. | James (quickkidkinetic) | 64.24 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 24880. | Neolini (theblader9) | 64.24 | 96% | 2016-09-15 |
| 24881. | Cynara (cynara_o) | 64.23 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 24882. | Zack (typewithnohands) | 64.23 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 24883. | K4_keyChan_ (k4_keychan_) | 64.23 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 24884. | JJP7 (jjp7) | 64.23 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 24885. | Todd (mrswalin) | 64.23 | 98% | 2013-04-18 |
| 24886. | Ivo (ivokaragyozov) | 64.23 | 96% | 2019-08-16 |
| 24887. | Marcin (loganek) | 64.23 | 96% | 2013-01-29 |
| 24888. | Naman (naman_vj) | 64.22 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 24889. | Vinayak (vinrana) | 64.22 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 24890. | taha (tahashemy) | 64.22 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |