It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4247. | (xstillo) | 57.75 | 94% | 2018-11-12 |
| 4248. | D (dylanite13) | 57.75 | 99% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4249. | Enki (weakman54) | 57.75 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4250. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 57.75 | 94% | 2017-10-27 |
| 4251. | Fayed (alfayed10) | 57.73 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4252. | anatoly (popovanatoly) | 57.73 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 4253. | (npp_engieer) | 57.72 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4254. | (superthor1999) | 57.71 | 94% | 2020-04-02 |
| 4255. | (stegmarb) | 57.68 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4256. | (thejardinier) | 57.67 | 95% | 2017-12-13 |
| 4257. | (gaurav021992) | 57.65 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 4258. | (k3vin010203) | 57.60 | 94% | 2020-10-03 |
| 4259. | (fkingtrash) | 57.59 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4260. | (mattgc246) | 57.59 | 95% | 2019-09-16 |
| 4261. | (itzyoshi05) | 57.59 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4262. | Chris (chrisbones) | 57.56 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 4263. | quick (quickishere) | 57.54 | 93% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4264. | (pacha2880) | 57.52 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 4265. | Gabriel (synthetic00) | 57.52 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4266. | (bazzbubb) | 57.48 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 4267. | (caovanbi235) | 57.47 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4268. | (kumis) | 57.47 | 95% | 2017-09-23 |
| 4269. | (sirskittlesalot) | 57.46 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 4270. | Ryuen (ryuenle) | 57.46 | 94% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4271. | krishna (krishnad) | 57.43 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 4272. | (vsbobclear) | 57.42 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 4273. | (younuskhan) | 57.41 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 4274. | (rashkovsky) | 57.40 | 93% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4275. | Lin (mrtuxg) | 57.39 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 4276. | (efes) | 57.38 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |