So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22490. | clint (themontecristo) | 63.92 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 22491. | (heshy) | 63.92 | 96% | 2011-10-24 |
| 22492. | (pandaturtle) | 63.92 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 22493. | (emper0rr) | 63.92 | 97% | 2012-10-10 |
| 22494. | (emanuelschlake) | 63.91 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 22495. | (lostinspace2000) | 63.91 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
| 22496. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 63.91 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 22497. | (kaysa) | 63.91 | 98% | 2013-11-23 |
| 22498. | (six_p) | 63.91 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 22499. | (chiu789) | 63.91 | 94% | 2013-06-19 |
| 22500. | (2700) | 63.91 | 93% | 2022-06-13 |
| 22501. | (redgb) | 63.91 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 22502. | (tylerisme) | 63.91 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22503. | (learning_colemak) | 63.91 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 22504. | (take88) | 63.91 | 93% | 2016-01-26 |
| 22505. | Ahmed (sudanix) | 63.91 | 91% | 2012-07-06 |
| 22506. | Nabil (nabil_lam) | 63.90 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 22507. | Johny (johnyt) | 63.90 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 22508. | (tanghuang2012) | 63.90 | 96% | 2013-02-06 |
| 22509. | (rtivey01) | 63.90 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 22510. | quick (quickishere) | 63.90 | 95% | 2017-12-13 |
| 22511. | (flatty) | 63.89 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 22512. | (helloboss320) | 63.89 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 22513. | (hkgsandy) | 63.89 | 97% | 2016-06-29 |
| 22514. | (zizoodz) | 63.89 | 97% | 2013-10-07 |
| 22515. | Dan (marix) | 63.88 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 22516. | (cassette18) | 63.88 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
| 22517. | (calmthyself) | 63.88 | 95.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22518. | (vigneshidp) | 63.88 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 22519. | (useflame) | 63.88 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |