Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14198. | potatocm (potatoalt) | 78.24 | 96.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 14199. | endless (dm475) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14200. | fry (friday7332) | 78.24 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 14201. | Chin (chinnoname) | 78.24 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 14202. | don (dandhi) | 78.23 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 14203. | pärskis (borje) | 78.23 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 14204. | Johny (johnyt) | 78.23 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14205. | Pol (zegionx) | 78.23 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 14206. | Zach (zweezus) | 78.23 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 14207. | Zorg (zorg__) | 78.22 | 95% | 2014-08-13 |
| 14208. | Luis (luisscruza) | 78.22 | 84% | 2015-02-21 |
| 14209. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 78.22 | 89% | 2016-10-27 |
| 14210. | d haze (dhays116) | 78.22 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 14211. | Evan Dale (avendael) | 78.22 | 94% | 2014-08-02 |
| 14212. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 78.22 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 14213. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 14214. | Control (controlpanel) | 78.21 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 14215. | German (germopotter) | 78.21 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 14216. | Michael (michaelhau) | 78.21 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 14217. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 78.21 | 90% | 2014-12-17 |
| 14218. | chris (hotdogchris) | 78.21 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 14219. | jason (quickestthereis) | 78.21 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
| 14220. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 78.21 | 98.7% | 2023-09-14 |
| 14221. | dd (no_stress) | 78.21 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 14222. | Nathon (nathon) | 78.21 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 14223. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 78.21 | 98% | 2015-04-29 |
| 14224. | lost (lostconquest) | 78.20 | 95% | 2014-08-26 |
| 14225. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 78.20 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 14226. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 78.20 | 97.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14227. | Krisztián (hordosikrisztian) | 78.20 | 99% | 2020-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |