The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11007. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 87.28 | 98% | 2016-09-16 |
| 11008. | Deleted (thewai) | 87.27 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 11009. | Andrews (godspeeedd) | 87.27 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 11010. | Emmett (olea9691) | 87.27 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 11011. | I (leonleung96) | 87.27 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 11012. | Rick (1rick) | 87.27 | 95% | 2011-07-29 |
| 11013. | sdfsdf (onimoose) | 87.26 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 11014. | Jack (falryx) | 87.26 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 11015. | Mahan (mahano) | 87.25 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 11016. | Y3 (yyy333) | 87.25 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 11017. | Yulian (yulian) | 87.25 | 84% | 2015-03-27 |
| 11018. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 87.25 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 11019. | Fleyon (mcnsnipe1) | 87.25 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 11020. | Derk (keshastoilet) | 87.25 | 91% | 2017-02-28 |
| 11021. | Juliet (jowlet) | 87.25 | 98% | 2013-04-18 |
| 11022. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 87.25 | 95% | 2015-01-29 |
| 11023. | zensei (_zensei_) | 87.24 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 11024. | Danish (danishamir) | 87.24 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11025. | QUICKclacker (quickclacker) | 87.24 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 11026. | Katappa (sim007) | 87.24 | 98% | 2016-12-02 |
| 11027. | Ned (ned_balthus) | 87.24 | 98% | 2015-05-23 |
| 11028. | Blake (blakegall24) | 87.23 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 11029. | Typey (typeytyper) | 87.23 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 11030. | Demtros (demtros) | 87.23 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 11031. | dimash (dsquared_210t93) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 11032. | Boogie (chris186) | 87.23 | 95% | 2013-01-14 |
| 11033. | TJ (timothyjan) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11034. | pshallow16 (pshallow16) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 11035. | Kevin (potatoyams) | 87.22 | 90% | 2016-02-26 |
| 11036. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |